Zakalwe Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Will I go to hell for this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonhi Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 It's a Japs eye !!! I'm a chicken fucker !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holty 225 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Your dog has tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom_1991 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Try "Tourettes Guy"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I know you shouldn't, and I know I shouldn't either, but fuck me that was fucking funny. JOHNNY DAVIDSON! Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Fuck off nosey!! I've just spat me tea out I laughed so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp5 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 You shouldn't laff, but you need to watch the whole programme. It is quite possibly THE funniest thing I have seen on the TV. Ever. I want to book 'Chopper' for the entertainment at my wedding ... 'Another gay man!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernster Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Will I go to hell for this?? Only if you laugh alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heds954 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 "If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the Tourettes symptoms, be able to find somebody to get on with, settle down with... ANOTHER GAY MAN!!!" I truly FPMSL!! ...and very nearly created my first snot bubble in years!! It's just as well that they've got such a good sense of humour about their condition, else you'd surely go insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delbikerboy Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Bentos Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 That is so fucking funny. They should have their own show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick750 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 no you wont go to hell "im a chicken fucker" so funny was that speedy sie !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trident_special Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'm going to hell anyway for all that wanking and pre-marital sex. So I giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmike Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 oh shit... im going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx6rrob Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 The bit in the relaxation session.. "Picture in your mind a beautiful green field" "I`M UP TO MY KNEES IN FUCKING COW PATS" Then he does that semi jump kinda thing in the chair..... I`m actually crying whilst typing this. This NEEDs to go on the general thread so more people can see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm sorry but when slaps his forehead and the other one jumps it fucking kills me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx6rrob Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 I'm sorry but when slaps his forehead and the other one jumps it fucking kills me... Same here!! Just played it to the missus and she was in bits too!! I swear to god, the next time I`m in the pub I`m gonna use some of them one liners. "Johnny Davidson!!!" "ITS A JAPS EYE!!!" "ARTHUR DALEY!!" Just randomly in a conversation, and then carry on as normal as if nothings happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybewan Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 "If he could meet somebody who could look beyond the Tourettes symptoms, be able to find somebody to get on with, settle down with... ANOTHER GAY MAN!!!" I truly FPMSL!! ...and very nearly created my first snot bubble in years!! It's just as well that they've got such a good sense of humour about their condition, else you'd surely go insane! Just saw that part and literally couldn't hold myself together... It might be the cider but I think it was the genuine sincerity of what he was saying and then just said that... God damn that's funny... Hell here I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupid luke Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Did anyone see the first programme about John ? It was screened in about 1988 when he was about 8 or 10. They showed it on tv one night without any preamble and none of us watching had even heard of Tourettes before this. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv. I watched it at a mate's house and we couldnt work out if it was a real condition or some sick spoof documentary. The deadpan commentator made it funnier still. 'Here John is in the supermarket trying not to call his mother a GENT' Of course the very next words we hear are John shouting 'MOTHER GENT' Then there was John's birthday and they had an upturned tuppawear dish covering the cake. Commentator 'They have to cover the cake to stop John spitting on it' I am glad John's life is working out and he is getting support. I am more glad still I dont live next door to him. Classic tv. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willbloke Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 It's completely wrong to mock the afflicted you know . This is a serious life affecting condition and shouldn't be used for others amusement . I'm quite shocked that people find this funny .... BWAAAH HA HA HA cough ...snort ... dribble ... As you were ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IforB Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Nope, I don't find this sort of thing funny at all. Not in the slightest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billysbones Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 YOUR DOG'S GOT TITS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupid luke Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Anyone that was amused should have a look at 'Cant Stop Eating' on Sky 3 now. They are just as funny and fat too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crash Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Anyone that was amused should have a look at 'Cant Stop Eating' on Sky 3 now. They are just as funny and fat too. this bloke is a proper star,he used to go into a busy shop where my girlfriend used to work and shouted BIG TITS ! at top of his voice at her, laugh i nearly fell off me chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rc30sp1 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 there was another program called tourettes camp. they sent some kids to an American tourettes camp.now that was funny, especially the girl arriving at the airport check in shouting"iv got a bomb" te he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Muff Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 there was another program called tourettes camp. they sent some kids to an American tourettes camp.now that was funny, especially the girl arriving at the airport check in shouting"iv got a bomb" te he. I watched the whole program. "Jen gives head!" Funny shit. Classic face on the mum in the shop when the daughter shouted the N word as a couple of black people walked past! She fucking bricked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurninman Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I watched a program a few years back - Keith Allen's Tourrette de France, where Keith Allen took a bus load of Tourrettes sufferers to France One of the funniest things I'd seen for years short clip here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFsRn5z2IiM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trident_special Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I watched a program a few years back - Keith Allen's Tourrette de France, where Keith Allen took a bus load of Tourrettes sufferers to France One of the funniest things I'd seen for years short clip here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFsRn5z2IiM Zinedine Zidane! Yep, I'm definitely set for the fires of hell now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delbikerboy Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Quick version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heds954 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Just noticed on the TV listings "Tourettes: I swear I can't help it" on at 9 tonight (ie now!) on BBC1 I best not laugh too loud, the wife is trying to sleep off a sickness bug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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